Johns Hopkins University

– 3 tablespoons butter – 2 eggs, whisked – 2 medium carrots – 1 small white onion – 1/2 cup frozen peas – 3 cloves garlic – salt and pepper – 4 cups cooked and chilled rice – 3-4 green onions – soy sauce (to taste) – 2 teaspoons oyster sauce (optional) – 1/2 teaspoons toasted sesame oil I bet you didn’t read those numbers. I’ll let you in on a secret – I didn’t either. The ingredients above were copied and pasted from the first Google search result for “fried rice recipe.” But, without any disrespect to the recipe’s owner, I can tell you it’s wrong. The only true fried rice recipe is no…